I have created three photoshopped objects from the antiques I photographed.
Up here we've got a crank powered fan. I'm sure they have these in real life made of cheap plastic somewhere but sometimes you just gotta have that old school "will this give me tetanus" sort of fan on the go. Odds are if you need something like this you probably don't have electricity either so might as well add a manual crank, right?
This is a Fiber Rifle. Using parts from a sewing machine and an old rifle (as well as a suspiciously familiar hand crank), this thing could be used to fire long cables or similar length-rope objects like a grappling hook. Alternatively you could make it fire sewing needles, and coming from someone who impaled their foot on one sticking out of the floor, that biz hurts. And if you stuck a bayonet on it and hooked it up to the sewing motor, you could have an oversized sewing/stabbing machine. Haha.... ehhhh.
See now this one above makes more sense than the other two. I combined a can opener and a juicer together for this one, and added some extra gears to the can opener. Now you have a portable crank operated Fruit-Veggie-Meat-Guy's-fingers-who-owes-the-mafia-money Grinder/Juicer/Example Maker!
Might get rid of that last feature.
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